These are all courtesy of Owen--the resident 3 year old.
Two weeks ago driving in the car, from the back seat I hear:
Owen: "That makes Jesus really mad."
Me: "What makes Jesus mad?"
Owen: "When you cut down his plants it makes him really mad."
A little too much exposure to Al Gore or too many "green" commericals on Disney? Who's to know?
Last week while he and Eli are bathing in the tub, Eli starts crying:
Me: Why is Eli crying? (I can tell you that it's because Owen dumped a bucket of water on his head, but it's good to allow a child to confess right?)
Owen: I don't know. I think it's because he wants those things.
Me: What things?
Owen: Your things mom. Pointing to his chest, "Those big things you have here."
Me: Why do you think he wants those?
Owen: Because that's what you do, you give him those and he's happy.
Me: Well, Eli's too old to do that now. He just gets food now.
I could sense Owen's disappointment for Eli's loss. What a caring brother.
10 comments:
That's awesome. Sadly, no one has ever referred to my things as big. Ever.
Already Mr. Smooth, huh? :)
I LOVE getting a peek into their little minds.
Totally laughing here.
What a cutie.
audrey that is hilarious owen had scott and i cracking up about "those things" :)
How funny! I just love what little kids come up with.
My, what big "things" you have there...what a great compliment! :) HA! I definitely miss the big nursing jugs...now I'm just one of the guys. :(
You have a bright child on your hands.
That is a great story! One day that will mortify him. A while ago when my daughter was about 3 I didn't know she had gone to the bathroom (dos) while I was trying to get into the shower. Anyway, I was totally naked when I went over to wipe her bum. As I got up close she got a terrified look on her face and pointed at my chest, "don't let those touch me!"
My boys are very curious about boobies as well...i guess all men are!
Hilarious!
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