Tuesday, February 10, 2009

New Weight Loss Plan!!

I lost two pounds yesterday. No joke--two whole pounds--aka 5,000 calories!!!!
How did I do it?
Well, I got a crazy raging case of strep throat that the doctor said showed up in about half a nanosecond after they ran the test. Then, seeing the incredible pain that I was in, the doctor prescribed me this nifty, little pill called Vicodin also known as: the weight loss solution!
So, I discovered that if you take one of these Vicodin, at first you feel awesome--seriously no pain at all. You might even run around cleaning your house because you have cooking group scheduled there the next day. However, after about 10 minutes, everything will start to spin a little bit and your head will feel a bit like it's filled with helium. Shortly after that you will vomit every little thing you've consumed---perhaps ever.
Don't take my word for it though, get your own case of incredibly terrible strep throat and enjoy your own magical weight loss experience.

11 comments:

Mariley Johnson said...

I can't say that I had the same reaction to this wonder drug. My experience has left lasting cosequences though. I got a shot of it in my tail end and the nurse must have hit a nerve because it is still sore and painful. It's been 10 months!!
It's sounds like you're havig a killer time. How did cooking group turn out?:)

Sabina said...

You are so funny! Sorry you've been feeling lousy. Breck's had strep 3 times this season and it has not been fun. Hang in there.

Jessica Martiele said...

Oooooh...my weight loss was courtesy of the flu, and I lost FIVE pounds in about 30 hours...but gained it all back the next day when my body accepted hydration again. Who-da thunk?

As for Vicodin, OH MY GOSH!!! I'm not the only one!!! I'm sorry you share my sensitivity, but...I'm glad I'm not the only one with whacko sensitivities!

Oh yeah, and...glad you're feeling better. :)

Amelia and Justin said...

:( Boo...that's no fun. And I can say that Vicodin is probably one of the only pain meds I haven't tried yet, but reading your experience I don't think I'll ever want to. I'd likely have the same reaction.

Hopefully you'll continue to feel better :)

Lauren and Trevor said...

I'm so sorry about the strep! That is not fun! Hope you are feeling better. Bryce, Dallin and I had it a few weeks ago and then as if that wasn't enough we got the flu this last week. I don't know if I lost weight from it or not, but I guess that can be one positive side of being sick!

DKAZ said...

Ewww...sounds fun and you lost weight! You got a two for one kind of.

Sorry, hope you are feeling better soon.

Brittany and Scott said...

hope you are feeling better. i am also glad to see that you have eli sleeping in his car seat; that is the only place where jackson will stay asleep too. i was feeling like a bad mom so thank you for giving me peace of mind.

Minharos said...

Oh, me too, me too!!! I'm so jealous. It sound a bit like my morning sickness diet plan. That one totally broke me of my night time snacking habit in addition to my daytime snacking habit, and my breakfast lunch and dinner habit. It was great!

JenW said...

nice...yuck, man, i am so sorry! those drugs just make me feel horrid so i avoid like the plague. i can't believe that, i'm so sorry you felt like poo, but i am glad you are feeling better now!

wackywilsons said...

you look great no matter what....hopefully you are better since the mama doesn't ever get to rest!

Rob and Katee said...

Just found your blog. Cooking group was great. Thank you. Hope that you are feeling better.