Thursday, March 25, 2010

I Have a Squeaky Bra

Seriously. I do.
I'm not really going to post a photo with this one because I don't think it's appropriate.
I realized that my bra squeaks two nights ago when I was getting changed into my pjs for a relaxing night of doing whatever I wanted to that wasn't caring for my kids and then eating some pazookie--chocolate-chocolate chip cookie dough with chocolate ice cream on top. Yes, you read that right--chocolate, chocolate, chocolate, chocolate.
Not that the treat of choice has anything to do with the squeaking bra because really it doesn't. I mean, it's not as though the bra was squeaking because it has a heavy burden to bear--not in my case anyway. I guess that bra was just voicing its complaint about how hard a bra works with no real appreciation. Really, 'cause it lifts me up when I'm feeling down doesn't it?
However, I don't think I can continue to live with a squeaky bra because I don't know what other people will think when they hear that squeaky noise coming from my general chest area. Some problems you don't just live with.
Good-bye squeaky bra.

10 comments:

Mariley Johnson said...

How could you not read a blog post with squeaky bra in the title?!

Chocolate, chocolate chocolate...now that's dessert!

Lara said...

Hmm. Trying to understand how a bra could be squeaky without a mouse inhabiting it. Can't figure it out. I guess it's just going to remain one of the universe's mysteries.

I am glad you're getting rid of it.

Jeff and Rachell Massey said...

Oh Audrey thanks for the laugh! Your 'heavy burden' is more my reality so I really got a kick out of the squeaky bra!

Lacey said...

I love the label "clothing malfuntion" It's funny you mention this too- I desperately need a new bra...I've got nothing to prove that I go to the gym on a regular basis other than a smaller chest. So annoying!

Love the dessert- you should definitely try that chocolate cake recipe I added to my blog!

Annie said...

Yep bras get squeaky, especially underwire ones. Time to send it off to the trash! :) The noise would really annoy me too.

rachel said...

I have had one like that. I believe it was the reason for an extra search at the airport. I too had to liberate mine to. Liberation at it's best.

Tiffini said...

i love it! (jason actually alerted me to the new blog post, and asked, "should i post a comment that says 'bad timing to get caught up on your blog?'") i don't think guys will ever understand why women are so open with each other about girl stuff! i, for one, am glad that we can share the good, the bad, and the ugly with each other!

you'll have to post your chocolate, chocolate, chocolate, pazooki recipe!

wackywilsons said...

A great memoir to a great bra.

citymama1 said...

Ha! I've been having the same problem. And I thought I was the only one. I suppose I should just get a new one as well. :)

Ruth Petersen said...

Thanks for a great laugh. Tell Ryanna Happy Happy Birthday