Thursday, April 16, 2009

The Sc-Poop

Snatches of recent conversations heard around our household.

Last week I had to change Owen's poopy diaper--

Me: Owen! Yuck, this is the hugest poop!

Owen: Yeah! And Santa Claus brought it to me!

Me: Oh yeah? (laughing)


The next day and another poopy diaper--

Me: Holy cow Owen! This is a huge poop!

Owen: Yeah! A Huge Poop and Santa Claus brought it to me.

Me: He did huh?

Owen: (Gauging my reaction says) I'm a clever boy huh?

I have to brag a second here and say, "CLEVER???" How many two year olds know that word let alone know how to use it in correct context? His vocab always floors me.

Yesterday

Ryanna: Mom, I want to get out my scrapbook.

Me: Okay, that's fine.

Owen (who always parrots what Ryanna says): A Crapbook? You want to do your crapbook?

Me: No, it's ssssscrapbook.

Owen: Oh, sssss.......crapbook.

whatever... I do have to say that he doesn't know that was funny and I tried not to laugh to let on either.

6 comments:

Mariley Johnson said...

instead of a lump of coal your kids get a lump of poo?!

Too funny!

steve said...

Owen sounds very dignified and British, . . . well almost.

wackywilsons said...

just got caught up on your blog. WHEN ARE WE GETTING TOGETHER NOW THAT I LIVE HERE WITH YOU!!!!

I am dying to see you and meet your kids! Seriously, email me with your near future schedule.

Your post on granola was great, I think it definitely is healthier than just a cookie...and good for you for making it!

I will check out the spice thing. Who knew that spice shopping could be so fun and make you a popular and instant cook?

I also think that Owen is adorable, as well as seeing your grandpa straddle the ice cream maker...he is in great shape!

Let's make some real milkshakes together soon!

Dj,Megs & 5 Beautiful kids said...

Hey I forgot what Vacuum you told me that you use on your wood floors. So I was wondering if you would tell me again. Thanks!

rachel said...

How funny! That would have been hilarious on video. I guess some stuff we get to laugh at only in real life. . . I hope all is well with you guys!

Lauren and Trevor said...

Hilarious. You know what they say, humor is a sign of intelligence. You've definitely got some bright kids on your hands.