Snatches of recent conversations heard around our household.
Last week I had to change Owen's poopy diaper--
Me: Owen! Yuck, this is the hugest poop!
Owen: Yeah! And Santa Claus brought it to me!
Me: Oh yeah? (laughing)
The next day and another poopy diaper--
Me: Holy cow Owen! This is a huge poop!
Owen: Yeah! A Huge Poop and Santa Claus brought it to me.
Me: He did huh?
Owen: (Gauging my reaction says) I'm a clever boy huh?
I have to brag a second here and say, "CLEVER???" How many two year olds know that word let alone know how to use it in correct context? His vocab always floors me.
Yesterday
Ryanna: Mom, I want to get out my scrapbook.
Me: Okay, that's fine.
Owen (who always parrots what Ryanna says): A Crapbook? You want to do your crapbook?
Me: No, it's ssssscrapbook.
Owen: Oh, sssss.......crapbook.
whatever... I do have to say that he doesn't know that was funny and I tried not to laugh to let on either.
6 comments:
instead of a lump of coal your kids get a lump of poo?!
Too funny!
Owen sounds very dignified and British, . . . well almost.
just got caught up on your blog. WHEN ARE WE GETTING TOGETHER NOW THAT I LIVE HERE WITH YOU!!!!
I am dying to see you and meet your kids! Seriously, email me with your near future schedule.
Your post on granola was great, I think it definitely is healthier than just a cookie...and good for you for making it!
I will check out the spice thing. Who knew that spice shopping could be so fun and make you a popular and instant cook?
I also think that Owen is adorable, as well as seeing your grandpa straddle the ice cream maker...he is in great shape!
Let's make some real milkshakes together soon!
Hey I forgot what Vacuum you told me that you use on your wood floors. So I was wondering if you would tell me again. Thanks!
How funny! That would have been hilarious on video. I guess some stuff we get to laugh at only in real life. . . I hope all is well with you guys!
Hilarious. You know what they say, humor is a sign of intelligence. You've definitely got some bright kids on your hands.
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